New Themes

* Some politically correct themes for the new millennium:

The First Amendment allows me to use the public airwaves to explain the correct method for killing law enforcement officers.

The Second Amendment gives me the right to carry and discharge any weapon up to and including a cruise missile.

Stop Mexican immigration (but let enough in to clean my house, pick my food, wash my car and feed Mom in the nursing home).

Put God in the schools (as long it's my God and not yours).

Abortion is murder, but murdering a clinic doctor isn't.

Government is evil, but I still need my (pick one or more): Medicare check, unemployment check, farm subsidy, disaster relief check, tax write-off.

JIM TROMBELLA

Santa Barbara

Copyright © 2019, Los Angeles Times
EDITION: California | U.S. & World
59°