Hideous, Satanic Invention

The Sneak-Peek Candy Sampler, which looks a bit like a hypodermic needle, is a sinister tool designed for those sneaky people who want to know what’s inside a chocolate without committing themselves to eating it. They can simply stick it into an inconspicuous part of the candy and remove an illicit core sample.

Anyone wishing to order this devil’s spawn of an invention, as well as everybody who orders one (from Sneaky Stuff, [714] 496-3851), will fry in hell forever. It’s $2.97 plus tax and shipping.