* “Theodore Kaczynski’s homemade cabin was shipped...
* “Theodore Kaczynski’s homemade cabin was shipped by truck from Montana so jurors at his trial can examine it. When workers unpacked it, they found Kato Kaelin asleep on the couch.” (Bob Mills)
* Disney Chairman Michael Eisner cashed in $565 million in stock options. Says Paul Ecker, “He can now afford to shop at the Disney Store.”
* “The FDA has formally approved irradiation as a way of preventing bacteria in meat,” Mills says. “Housewives applaud the decision. Now they will be able to count the hamburgers in the freezer without opening the door.”
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