LAUGH LINES
* “A new study says that Las Vegas will run out of water by 2007. It could happen. They ran out of taste in 1952.” (Jay Leno)
* “Cadillac will begin production of a sport utility truck,” says Alex Kaseberg. “Finally, a car that will negotiate that nasty gravel path behind the country clubhouse.”
* “Martha Stewart has sued the National Enquirer for $10 million for accusing her of being mentally ill,” says Bob Mills. “She has already demonstrated how to make festive holiday decorations out of shredded subpoenas.”
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