“The Mars Pathfinder has discovered similarities between...
“The Mars Pathfinder has discovered similarities between Earth and the Red Planet,” says Gary Easley. “Like Earth, Mars has a crust, a mantle and an iron core, and the walls of its canals have ‘CHAKA’ scrawled on them.”
* “Some sad news if you’re an auto enthusiast. Chevrolet is phasing out the Geo line of cars. But the good news is, the Geo Metro will still be available at Toys ‘R’ Us.” (Jay Leno)
* Pamela Anderson Lee is set to star in a new action drama called “Fashion Force 2000.” “After ‘Baywatch,’ she wanted to do something with more substance,” explains the Cutler Daily Scoop.
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