Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What did the carrot say to the other carrot? Nothing! Carrots can’t talk. (Gary Stevens, 7, Fullerton, Oak Park Elementary)

* Why did the chicken play the drums? It already had its own drumsticks. (Pierre Torrez, 9, Azusa, Park Place Elementary)

* How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie on it. (Susan Parker, 7, Los Angeles, St. Michael Elementary)

* What proof do we have that carrots are good for our eyes? You never see a rabbit wearing glasses. (Brittany Banks, 9, Los Angeles, Washington Elementary)

* Why is Alabama the smartest state? It has four A’s and one B! (Jonas Steinberg, 8, Newport Beach, Lincoln Elementary)

* When is the baker mean? When he whips the cream. (Brittany Donahue, 7, Newport Beach, Lincoln Elementary)

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