Pint-Sized Punch Lines

Why do cows give milk? They are too dumb to sell it. (Oscar De Lira, 13, Duarte, Northview Intermediate)

* What starts with “T,” ends with “T” and is filled with “T”? The word “teapot.” (Stephanie Zimbler, 7, Los Angeles, Stephen S. Wise Elementary)

* Where do cows go at night? The “moovies.” (Amy Calfas, 7, Malibu, Webster School)

* Where do chickens like to go to school? Buc-Buc-Buckley. (Sydney Jaye Shatsky, 5, Sherman Oaks, the Neighborhood School)

* What do you eat when you’re losing a race? Catsup. (Heather Bromberg, 11 1/2, Issaquah, Wa., Beaver Lake Middle School)

* There was a guy running home; when he saw a guy in a mask he turned around and ran back. Where did he run back to? Third base. (Kevin Bromberg, 9, Issaquah, Wa., Endeavour Elementary)

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