Question on Sept. 27: Eventually Monica Lewinsky is going to have to get a job. It’s safe to assume that all doors are effectively closed at the White House, the Pentagon, the Vatican and Revlon. What’s a girl to do? Suggestions please. And if you remember nothing else: This is a family newspaper.
Well, some of you remembered. Others took your chances . . . and lost.
The cigar manufacturers of America should bankroll a Web site for Monica.
Monica Lewinsky can be a spokeswoman for Victoria’s Secret.
Inspector at a kneepad factory.
Lewinsky Cleaners: Same-day cleaning and laundry. Why store stained clothing in your closet? Quality service, low prices. Known nationally, internationally and in Washington, D.C.
An owner of a dry cleaner.
Obviously the woman can’t clean a dress to save her life.
Monica should apply for a job as manager of a chain of dry-cleaning establishments. Barring that career choice, she could apply for a position as a charwoman at the White House.
Charles E. Peruchini
She can go to Harvard and teach a course called “Networking in Today’s Competitive Job Market.”
I think Monica Lewinsky should design plus-size clothing with the signature stain.
Carol C. Clark
Monica Lewinsky should develop her own fabric that is stain-resistant.
Robert W. Clark
Definitely a singer, wearing her infamous “blue dress” singing “Devil in the Blue Dress.”
Judith Ann White
Monica should join the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board in their magazine advertisements. We’d all like to see her with her famous milk mustache.
Di Landau and Sue Medrano
Corona del Mar]
Consider emulating Fergie, the duchess of York, another fallen angel, as a Weight Watcher.
Ms. Lewinsky should pursue a legal career. She displayed a killer instinct for manipulation and negotiation that would prove useful as a lawyer.