Smart Aleck:

Eventually Monica Lewinsky is going to have to get a job. It’s safe to assume that all doors are effectively closed at the White House, the Pentagon, the Vatican and Revlon. What’s a girl to do? Suggestions, please. And if you remember nothing else: This is a family newspaper.

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