‘Dynasty’ Ruler for a Day

You say you have fantasies about being Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter whatever that last weasel’s name was?

OK, so we were “Dynasty” junkies, but QVC has your fabulous fix. “Extreme Shopping: Hollywood” will offer the Nolan Miller experience for a mere $15,000, available only from 10 to 11 tonight. The cash will buy you an outfit and jewelry designed to your tastes by Miller, the “Dynasty” costumer.

Say you’ve always wanted to run a large, unnamed corporation while looking vixenish. He’ll set you up. Maybe you need a drop-dead gown to help seduce that young oilman? Step right up, darling.

Oh, yeah. The package also includes a first-class, round-trip flight to L.A. for you out-of-towners; first-class digs at the Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel; the Nolan Miller Couture Rolls-Royce service; private consultations with Miller and staff; lunch with Miller; and a sketch-artist version of you in the outfit, looking oh so good.

Not included is the obligatory cat fight with Krystle, that little climber. Miller is busy fitting celebs such as Ann-Margret for this weekend’s Golden Globes, but he will be on tonight’s QVC program.