LAUGH LINES
Making Progress: The New Hampshire Legislature has finally voted to recognize Martin Luther King Jr. Day. “And in a surprise move, the Legislature declared that electricity isn’t ‘a danged nuisance’ after all and might be worth looking into.’ ” (Bill Williams)
Another Round: After serving time in jail for assault stemming from a traffic argument, Mike Tyson was released. “He didn’t say who he’ll fight next, but sources say it’ll be either Evander Holyfield or some guy who cuts him off in traffic.” (Conan O’Brien)
Go Figure: Craig Kilborn is getting heat from wrestling fans for making a joke about the recent death of a pro wrestler. “I’m wondering: Are they really angry or are they just pretending to be angry?” (Daily Scoop)
The Essential David Letterman
Things that will soon hit 6 billion:
10. Children fathered by Mick Jagger.
8. Sales of official “Phantom Menace” “I hate Jar Jar” buttons.
6. Darryl Strawberry second chances.
5. Country music award shows.
3. Dick Clark’s age.
1. NATO bombing mistakes.
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