LAUGH LINES
Ready, Aim, Fire: The House of Representatives voted 424-1 in favor of involving U.S. troops in the Kosovo crisis. “Barbara Lee of California voted against it. She said she thought that Clinton, by bombing Yugoslavia, was cheating on Iraq.” (Bill Maher)
Ready, Aim, Fire II: By a narrow margin, Americans favor U.S. action in the conflict. “We’re once again feeling that rosy, patriotic glow we get the day after bombing people we don’t know, for reasons we don’t understand.” (Jon Stewart)
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What dumb guys think Tae-Bo is:
10. Sammo Hung’s brother-in-law.
9. Adorable flying elephant in the Disney cartoon.
6. What close friends call Tom Brokaw.
5. That annoying song by them Hanson kids.
4. Physical fitness regimen that combines Tae Kwon Do and bowling.
3. Samuel L. Jackson’s character in the new “Star Wars” movie.
2. That Teletubby Jerry Falwell thinks is gay.
1. The names of the two Dukes of Hazzard.
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