An Anthem for the Implant Generation

Gee, could it be that Pamela Anderson Lee has arrived at a level of maturity that recognizes how silly breast implants are (“Implants Made Them Feel Like Unnatural Women” by Barbara Thomas, April 30)? Whether she knows it or not, she’s at the forefront of a generation that’s mindlessly wrecking their bodies with implants, tattoos and piercings. They’ll all hit 30 one day, and they’ll all have some repair work to do.

Until then, it’s keep on dancing to the prevailing tune of the ‘90s, which sounds like “Shake Your Booty” but goes like this:

Fake fake fake

Fake fake fake

Fake your beauty.

Fake your beauty.

ARNO KEKS

El Monte