LAUGH LINES

The Wrong Look: “The other day, a Hillary Rodham Clinton look-alike tried to get into Bill Clinton’s new office in Harlem--which is ridiculous, because if a woman wants to get into his office, the last thing she should do is pretend she’s Hillary.” (Conan O’Brien)

Snooze Workout: “According to the American Medical Assn., sleeping less has been linked to big guts on men. They say getting more quality sleep creates lean tissue. So, women, the next time you see your guy sprawled out on the couch all weekend, he’s working out.” (Jay Leno)

Loveless Marriage: “According to a Zogby poll, President Bush’s approval rating is sinking. Experts say it looks like the honeymoon between Bush and the American people is over. Unfortunately, unlike real marriages, the American people can’t file for divorce.” (Ira Lawson)

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