LAUGH LINES
He’s Back: “Variety reports that a sequel to ‘American Psycho’ is in the works. The paper says ‘American Psycho II’ begins production next month. . . . We knew Ross Perot would make a comeback; we just didn’t think it would be in Hollywood.” (Argus Hamilton)
Copy Not: “In shocking congressional testimony recently, two groups of scientists revealed they began the process to clone human beings in secret laboratories. They . . . could be fined $100,000 and sent to prison. . . . President Bush came out against human cloning. And what better argument against human cloning than George W. Bush?” (Jay Leno)
Politics 101: “President Bush wants to include the teaching of morals and values as part of his education program. He says kids need to learn that lying, cheating and stealing aren’t acceptable behavior in our society. Unless you’re a politician.” (Ira Lawson)
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