LAUGH LINES
A Win-Win Solution: “Australia’s largest brothel is going to sell shares of itself on the Australian stock market.... Why don’t we have brothels listed on our stock market? Republicans love money. Democrats love prostitutes. Everyone would be happy.” (Jay Leno)
Easy A’s: “It was reported that a high school student in Delaware broke into the school’s computers and changed her grades from Fs to A’s.... The girl has now been hired to run WorldCom.” (Conan O’Brien)
Sweating It Out: “Old Spice announced San Antonio, Dallas and Houston are the three sweatiest cities in America. Air-conditioning is no help at all.... Until these Halliburton and Enron scandals blow over, people in all the nice neighborhoods are sweating bullets.” (Argus Hamilton)
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