JOKES & RIDDLES

* Why did the farmer cross the road? To get his stupid chicken. (Alycia, 12, Porter Middle School, Granada Hills)

* Why did the vampire go to the cave? So he could hang out. (Morell, 9, Eucalyptus Elementary, Hawthorne)

* How many feet are in a yard? That depends on how many people are standing in it. (Alexxis, 8, Chaparral Elementary, Claremont)

Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles. (No knock-knock jokes, please.) If you don’t see your joke here, it’s probably because someone else sent it in already. See “How to Write to Us” for more information.