LAUGH LINES
Sex Ed: “I was watching Discovery channel ... and a marine biologist said studying the sex lives of Antarctica’s sea urchins may hold the clue to understanding human fertility. I’m no scientist, but if you want to understand human fertility, why don’t you just study humans? It’s not like they’re hard to find. They’re having sex all the time. Isn’t it easier to find two humans having sex than a 2-inch sea urchin under 6 feet of ice in Antarctica?” (Jay Leno)
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Simple Pleasures: “Kid Rock recently appeared on ‘AV Squad,’ a show on cable TV’s Burly Bear Network, which is geared toward college students. He told a live studio audience that he really enjoys life’s simple things--which at least partially explains why he and Pam Anderson get along so well.” (Ira Lawson)
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Missing in Action: “France authorized pharmacies to give out morning-after birth-control pills to any woman who wants them. It’s not sexist. They would gladly give the pills to men, but generally speaking, men are nowhere to be found the morning after.” (Argus Hamilton)
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