Quick and easy
Just wanted to let your editors know that their truly visionary decision to put more and more content on your website instead of the newspaper is appreciated in some corners. In fact, I’ve made a list of reasons why this really makes sense:
10. People who want to read the newspaper while eating breakfast also yearn for quaint yet dated notions like affordable season tickets and outfielders without dreadlocks, attitude problems or 30 extra pounds.
9. The less time spent physically handling the paper, the less chance anyone will notice its strong resemblance to damp tissue paper.
For the rest of my list, kindly direct your editors to my personal blog.