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Our favorite Jennifer Lawrence quotes

On paparazzi: "If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and following me to Starbucks, they would leap into action. But because I am a famous person, well, sorry, ma'am, there's nothing we can do. It makes no sense." Subsequent strategy? "I wrap myself up to look like Lord Voldemort so that they can't see anything."

On paparazzi:

“If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and following me to Starbucks, they would leap into action. But because I am a famous person, well, sorry, ma’am, there’s nothing we can do. It makes no sense.”

Subsequent strategy?

“I wrap myself up to look like Lord Voldemort so that they can’t see anything.”  (Joe Klamar, AFP/Getty Images)

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Even off-screen, the actress seems to be full of one-liners. Here are some of her candid thoughts on the more important things in life, from fantasy football to twerking.

Jennifer Lawrence

On “Catching Fire” director Francis Lawrence

“Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because I was afraid he would think I was, like, playing in the toilet when he heard water swishing around.”

Don’t worry. It gets better.

“Then we had breakfast in Santa Monica, and I spit egg inside of his mouth when I was talking. Like, it went in. Into his mouth.”  (Tiziana Fabi, AFP/Getty Images)

Jennifer Lawrence

On being starstruck:

“Helena Bonham Carter and Jeff Bridges waved at me. And, of course, it would be absurd if they were waving at me, so I just stared at them. I stared at both of them. And they were like, ‘Alright, fine.’”

Things haven’t improved.

“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were, like, two feet away from my table. And it changes you. Like, I have heart palpitations. They should be king and queen of America. I would pay taxes to them and not even think twice about it.”   (Andrew Cowie, AFP/Getty Images)

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