Fake MySpace celebrities

Victoria Beckham

Newly arrived Angeleno Victoria Beckham may get an A for personal style, but her HTML skills get an F. She claims her site is currently under construction, but it takes real work to make a profile page look this bad. And she’s got a rude awakening for her in the very near future. According to her January blog post “Greetings from LA,” the then-house-hunting star was “trying to work out how to get from Santa Monica to Malibu, and from Brentwood to Bel-Air,” because the kids want to go to Disneyland. Bad news, Victoria, the Magic Kingdom isn’t on the Westside.  (Nick Ut / AP)