The crazy lady thriller never goes out of style. Here’s a guide to the do’s and don’ts for those women lusting after men, who for whatever reason, are unavailable. ()
Do: Date a married a guy if they say they’re going to leave their spouse -- even if they change their minds. Should that happen, try and find you and your man in a parked car alone at night. You could accidentally rip open your dress while in the passenger seat.
Don’t: Mess if Sasha Fierce is his wife. She’s packing a robotic arm! (Screen Grems)
Do: Get to know your potential beaus pets. Learn their name, what they like to eat, and what they taste like as soup. Boiled rabbit, anyone?
Dont: Dont attack his wife with a knife. Youll get shot. In the shower.
Do: Feel free to use your new-found parity in the workplace to find a man, or just something fun to fill your after-work hours. It’s better to do this at work, since men are plentiful and most wont’ say no, since you sign the paycheck.
Don’t: He may be tempted to record any potential assignations secretly or on “accident.” Be sure to frisk him for cell phones or other recording devices. A recorded proposition is a bad proposition.
--Patrick Kevin Day, Latimes.com(Brian Hamill / Warner Bros.)
Do: Get your man in your house as quickly as possible. Yes, there’s a lot of fish in the sea, but there are also a lot of fisherwomen. The sooner you can get a potential catch locked up safe and sound, the better.
Don’t: Leave him unsupervised. An interesting man is also an unpredictable man and one left to his own devices is liable to get up to some troublesome shenanigans. Like setting your beloved manuscript on fire and dropping a heavy typewriter on your head when you go to put it out.
Do: Take an interest in your potential mates interests and career. Say, for instance, he hosts a local radio show. Give it a listen, and maybe even call in and flirtatiously request a song.
Dont: For starters, mix up your song requests, and if hes wealthy enough to pay a woman to clean his place, you probably dont want to stab her. Oh, if youre going to have a psychotic breakdown, dont do it near a cliff. (Universal Studios)