Song: Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow
Verdict: Ring tone. In the tradition of Black Eyed Peas other ring-tone-friendly hits, such as My Humps and Hey Mama, the Peas return with a new album and a new song that is best heard in 10-second intervals. Granted, the hook of the song is catchy -- albeit a little repetitive -- but the rest? You’ll forget it by the time the chorus comes around again. (Frazer Harrison / Getty Images)
Song: Asher Roth, I Love College
Verdict: Ring tone. The chorus of I Love College is the perfect new cellphone accessory for frat boys and party-goers everywhere and the many others still grasping on to the glory days of yesteryear. Hearing Roth yell chug and keg stand repeatedly toward the end of the song, however, is something we can do without. (Jason DeCrow / AP)
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Verdict: Ring tone. What a great way to get a call from friends regarding the crazy stunts you pulled at the bar last night! Unfortunately, the rest of the song -- an autotune-heavy rant about taking advantage of drunk women -- is less than amusing. (Mark J. Terrill / AP)
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Verdict: Song. There are plenty of moments in Poker Face that could be carved out for a catchy 10-second snippet, but they wouldnt give a full impression of the tune. Poker Face packs a heavy dose of electronic and robotic tones in its four minutes as synthesizers strut and swagger under some robotic vocals. (AFP/Getty Images)
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Verdict: Ring tone. Are there even verses to this song? “Baby, kiss me thru the phone (kiss me thru the phone), I’ll see you later on (later on, later on...)” There are other other words? Whatever, it’s all you need to hear. (I say “need” assuming you think kissing through the phone is the come-on to end all come-ons.) The rest is filler. (Jay L. Clendenin / Los Angeles Times)