Perez’s Pride and Prejudice List

Aside from every 9-year-old girl in America, Hilton seems to be their biggest fan. He avidly tracks everything Jonas, from their music and their gag sound-check costumes to their relationship news. He’s also been very complimentary of their charity efforts. In a recent post about Nick Jonas speaking out about diabetes in Washington, D.C., Hilton tells his fans that “Nick Jonas is better than you. Deal with it!”  (Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images)

Perez Hilton is a big fan of Madonna, and it appears the feeling is mutual. According to this April 2008 video her “Madgesty” made for Hilton, she offered to “get down on all fours.” Perez’s only critique? Her veiny arms! “Ewwww.”  (Carlos Alvarez / Getty Images)

Perez was one of the many to lay it on thick against Britney during her more “challenging” times. However, now with Britney back in the spotlight (in a good way), it appears Mr. Hilton is back in baby’s corner, even appearing in a video on her Circus tour. Let’s hope if Britney goes off the deep end again, he’s not such a fair-weather friend.  (Jeremy Cowart / Getty Images)

Also known as “Zacquisha,” Zac Efron has always been on Hilton’s good side. The gossip hound has gone so far as naming Zac the hottest bachelor (over Chace Crawford) and proclaiming “we’ll see anything with Zac!” Unfortunately, Hilton refuses to save any of that loving for Zac’s girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, usually drawing all over her face and referring to her as unknown or unidentified. Ouch!  (Liz O. Baylen / Los Angeles Times)

She kissed a girl and he likes it! Hilton loves everything the singer does. He posts links to her music and features magazine covers she appears on. Perry is also on the short list of exuberant dressers he actually approves of.  (Michael Loccisano / Getty Images)

Perez Hilton was among the first to bring attention to Lady Gaga in June 2008, long before “Just Dance” hit. He has even stood by his “wifey” through her many, many, many crazy ensembles, telling her to “work it.” Now that’s love!  (Matt Cardy / Getty Images)

When Perez Hilton served as a judge at the 2009 Miss USA pageant, he asked Carrie Prejean if she was for or against gay marriage. Carrie answered that she believes only in “opposite marriage” (a.k.a. heterosexual marriage) before Hilton slammed her on his blog directly following the ceremony. Prejean attempted to clear her name but, after a long string of bad press, was eventually stripped of her title.  (Justin Lane / EPA)

The “innocently oblivious” Paris, as he has called her, has been ridiculed on the blog for her bad taste in boys and her lavish spending sprees. In the end, however, Perez usually sticks to positive mentions of Paris and has even appeared on her MTV reality show, “My New BFF.”  (Frazer Harrison / Getty Images)

The blogger has nicknamed the former “O.C.” star “Mushy” because of her aloof and jaded appearance and demeanor. Hilton has made a point of scrutinizing Barton about her full party schedule, although he has eased up since Barton was held under involuntary psychiatric hold in July.  (Chris Jackson / Getty Images)

The Perez Hilton stamp of approval has also helped British songstress Adele, whom the blogger first promoted in December 2007. Over a year later, “Chasing Pavements” hit No. 21 on the Billboard 100 and Adele snagged the Grammy for best new artist. Hilton went so far as to publicly chide Vogue for “butchering” the singer with Photoshop in last April’s issue.  (Lawrence K. Ho / Los Angeles Times)

Hilton was allegedly confronted by will.i.am at the MuchMusic Awards after-party over Hilton’s negative posts about the Black Eyed Peas. One thing led to another, and Toronto police reported a 3 a.m. altercation between Perez and Peas associate Polo Molina. Molina was arrested for assault, and, while the case has yet to go to court, Perez’s distaste for the Peas is stronger than ever.  (Peter Foley / EPA)

In February, Hilton posted pictures of the hard-partying songstress Lily Allen dancing and likened her to an “awkward cow.” Days later, Lily began a Twitter war with the blogger before blocking him from her account altogether. Hilton continues to take digs at the “train wreck” also known as “Lushy” Allen whenever possible.  (Chris Jackson / Getty Images)

Hilton criticizes Jessica Alba for looking bitter and unpleasant when photographed in public. Whenever she is pictured looking happy, Hilton acts surprised and turns it into an event. Hilton, who is Latino, has also criticized Alba for saying that she does not feel a connection to her Latin heritage.  (Liz O. Baylen / Los Angeles Times)

Jesse Metcalfe is more commonly known on the blog as “hasbeen” thanks to a May 2008 incident. Apparently, he became violent with a group at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, and one of those involved, a Perez Hilton reader, sent him the details. The blogger also frequently questions the actor’s weight, plastic surgery work (pec implants, to be precise) and lack of employment.  (Mark Boster / Los Angeles Times)

In August, Travis Barker took to Twitter to attack his ex-wife Shanna Moakler on her parenting skills. Hilton posted the tweets in question and called the Blink 182 drummer “stupid.” Travis responded to the post with an e-mail saying, “…you stay away from and keep my name out of your mouth.” Stay tuned — we get the feeling this brouhaha is far from over.  (Ricardo DeAratanha / Los Angeles Times)

The Australian rock group the Veronicas has struck a chord with Hilton. He has posted several of their songs on his blog and promotes them whenever he can. Hilton has also sided with the group in their recent Twitter “feud” with rocker Courtney Love.  (Brendan Hoffman / Getty Images)

He seems to like her as much as he dislikes Jennifer Aniston. Jolie is also known as “Saint Angie” on Hilton’s blog for her humanitarian efforts.  (Robert Giroux / Getty Images)