Reviewed: Rozzie Rae, J Brand Blue Label, Beija-Flor, Hello! Skinny Jeans, Not Your Daughter’s Jeans
Beija-Flor “Jennifer” jeans
($170, www.beijaflorjeans.com)
Claim to fame: These Brazilian-engineered jeans aim to flatter natural curves with a slightly high waist, contoured butt support and contrast stitching that distracts from trouble spots.
Style quotient: That contrast stitching is pink and purple -- a, um, complement to the glittery front button. To make matters worse, a batch of flat, circular rivets dot the front and back pockets, officially making these jeans too tween for our taste.
Comfort: We may as well have been wearing sweats in these free-as-a-bird-feeling jeans. There was no gaping when we sat so we felt confident that our Victoria’s Secret would remain just that.
Bottom line: Sure, they felt good, and they go up to women’s size 16. But these jeans had too little of a figure-flattering effect to forgive their poor styling.
** (Benjamin Reed / Los Angeles Times)
Hello! SkinnyJeans “NiteWash” jeans
($178, www.skinnyjeans.com)
Claim to fame: This Los Angeles-based label claims that its jeans make you look thinner -- no lipo or boot camp required -- and go up to size 38.
Style quotient: A super-dark wash, contrasting trim and slightly flared straight-leg cut let these pants transcend trendy. The classic look is cool enough to wear now and won’t go out of style later.
Comfort: Our SkinnyJeans had just the right amount of stretch and cuddled our curves like a Porsche on the Autobahn.
Bottom line: The nerdy name was a little off-putting, but our thighs haven’t looked that good since the days we practically lived on a treadmill.
***** (Benjamin Reed / Los Angeles Times)
J Brand Blue Label “Monroe” jeans
($178, www.jbrandjeans.com)
Claim to fame: With its latest line, J Brand expands on its famous peg-leg silhouette by adding roomier hips, thighs and a contoured waistband to minimize the chance of contracting denim’s deadliest disaster: the dreaded plumber’s crack.
Style quotient: Our midnight blue trousers were the coolest-looking pair in the pack, and with good reason. Blue Label uses the same ink-stained washes and sleek, stretchy fabrics that have made J Brand a fashion favorite since 2005. Next to a pair of J Brand’s standard fit jeans, you’d be hard pressed to tell Blue Label apart.
Comfort: They’re tight, all right -- they sucked us in like a Dyson. But the excess blubber had to go somewhere, and it spilled over the low-rise top. Low-rise and love handles don’t mix.
Bottom line: As longtime J Brand devotees, we couldn’t see a difference between the favorite standard-fit pairs in our closet and the Blue Label curvy cuts. Compared with the other jeans we tested, these had the lowest waistband, the longest legs, and the most limited size range (only up to a 33) -- which means they won’t appeal to every woman.
*** (Benjamin Reed / Los Angeles Times)