Pop princesses unite . . . with tongue
In 2003, Britney traded in her black leather for white lace. Despite her wedding-inspired ensemble, Britney hardly played the part of the blushing bride. Instead, she took center stage and tongue-kissed Madonna. (Scott Gries / Getty Images)
Why, Britney, why?
And then there was 2007. Although it is difficult to capture the utter bizarreness of Britneys performance in words, our own Elizabeth Snead gave it a whirl:
Oh. My. God.
Maybe I had high expectations. But Britney Spears was so beyond bad opening the VMA Awards. She didn’t dance. She could barely walk. She lip-synced. She had to be helped just to walk down two steps. From the neck down, she was a disaster. I’ve seen pregnant, out-of-work pole dancers in better shape. Her gut was the only thing shaking when she tried to chest-shimmy. It’s officially time to hang it up, Britney. Invest your money well and retire.
“Gimme More”? Honey, you need less, not more. (Kevin Winter / AFP / Getty Images)
Britney Spears’ VMA comeback?
Were watching the VMAs to find out what Ms. Spears has up her sleeve this year. Just please, please, please, MTV: Dont let her appearance consist of a forced make-out session with Katy Perry. (Jae C. Hong / Associated Press)
