Victoria’s Secret show was crazy bad

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This just in: Victoria’s Secret may be that the company which once sent lovely lingerie down the runway has gone bonkers. How horrifying are these get-ups that were spotted at last night’s runway show at the Kodak Theater?

To the left, we have a model masquerading as a wedding shower gift with way too many ribbons and bows. She reminds me of that pile of present debris that always makes me hesitate and question my eco-conscience. Shouldn’t I recycle these bows, I ask myself, as I chuck them into the garbage.

But that’s tame compared to the other looks.

This disaster on the right appears to be a plain, white bra that badly needed attention and decided to throw up all over itself. What the hell is all that squiggly black stuff? It reminds me of the scene in ‘The Exorcist’ when Linda Blair’s tummy spelled out, ‘Help me.’ My husband would not be turned on by this insane look unless it was made of licorice.

Here to the left, we have a confounding accessory -- a huge metallic corset -- paired with some fairly sexy underwear. What does the belt add to this ensemble? Just another reason to scratch my head and check out the latest looks from La Perla.

Photo credits: WireImage