Could a boy named Blanket be our next President? Bizarre celeb baby names

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With all these soon-to-be parents in Hollywood -- from Jessica Alba to Nicole Kidman to Halle Berry -- the Rage can only imagine the zany names they will bestow on their kids. An article in the NYT claims that these downright oddball names -- Moon Unit Zappa, Sailor Lee Brinkley -- might actually boost a towhead’s ability to handle adversity. (Previous studies claimed that kids with crazy names fared worse in academics and had difficulty socializing.) Surely, Tommy Lee Jones’ son Kafka has learned to fend off punches and pokes. Or maybe his classmates just wanted to cheat off him in Lit class. Michael Jackson’s son Blanket probably has to contend with a lot of ribbing for having the King of Pop for a pop -- nevermind his crackpot moniker. Some favorite crazy celebrity baby names?

Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)
Audio Science (Shannon Sossamon)
Rocket (Director Robert Rodriguez)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Destry (Steven Spielberg)
Memphis Eve (Bono)
Sage Moonblood (Sly Stallone)

photo: Guardian.