Snooki will sign her bookie wook in L.A.


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Reality TV star Snooki, known to her publishers as Nicole Polizzi, is not partying at the Jersey Shore today. Instead, she’s coming to the Barnes & Noble at the Grove to sign her new novel, ‘A Shore Thing.’

The bookstore began handing out wristbands to the event at 9 a.m., and as of this writing there are still some available. The signing is scheduled for 7 p.m.


Snooki is perhaps less author than branding opportunity. In a July article about Snooki in the New York Times, Cathy Horyn wrote, ‘She told me she has read only two books in her life, ‘Twilight’ and ‘Dear John.’’

To write a ‘A Shore Thing,’ Snooki needed a collaborator. That writer, Valerie Frankel, was interviewed this week in Slate about her thoughts on Snooki. ‘She gets trashed a lot in public. I’m surprised about how mean people are. My experience with her is that she is an intelligent, enthusiastic, appreciative young woman.’ She added, ‘I always say: Snooki drinks for our sins.’

The New York Post selected some choice quotes from the book, including:

‘He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.’

‘Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.’

Snooki’s novel ‘A Shore Thing’ went on sale Tuesday. Will she read from it tonight before she starts signing copies at Barnes & Noble? If you want a Snooki signature, you’ll have to buy the book; other memorabilia is not allowed.

-- Carolyn Kellogg