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Johnny Depp, sexiest man alive? It’s sexy opinion time

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People magazine has released its annual list of the 100 Sexiest Men Alive, with Johnny Depp taking the lead as THE sexiest man alive in 2009.

Others on People’s list? Adam Lambert, Nick Cannon, Robert Downey Jr. and the hot trio of guys from ‘Glee’ -- Matthew Morrison, Cory Monteith and Mark Salling.

We’re not at all disappointed with People’s pick -- even with the crush we have on Mr. Schuster. What’s not to love about pirates and boy bands? (Though, hey, what about Chris Colfer?)

But your mileage may vary -- so the Ministry’s Division of Absolutely Accurate Online Statistics is conducting research.

All results are, of course, completely nonscientific. And that’s why we love them.

-- Christie D’Zurilla

Photo: Is this guy sexy or what? Say what? Johnny Depp attends the Museum of Modern Art’s film benefit tribute to Tim Burton on Nov. 17, 2009, in New York. Credit: Evan Agostini / Associated Press.

MORE nonscientific online polls conducted by the Division of Absolutely Accurate Statistics:

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