Kiefer Sutherland, David Letterman and a dress -- imagine the possibilities


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Kiefer Sutherland is a man of his word, it seems -- even if the words wind up being, ‘I’m shopping for a big gal ... kinda my size ... do you mind if I try it on?’ Because I’m doing the David Letterman show later tonight?

Dave wants to know, on tonight’s show, why Kiefer’s dolled up all purty-like for him.


‘What’s happening here?’

‘I lost a bet,’ said the man whose Jack Bauer character is wise enough to bet only on himself. ‘Over the weekend, I was so sure New England was gonna win that I told a guy who used to be my friend that if New England lost, I would wear a dress on Letterman.’

You know, with the combat boots, it almost works.

‘This I think may be the most humiliating moment of my life,’ Sutherland tells Dave, ‘and I’ve had a couple to choose from.” Is it just us, or is Dave’s gaze lingering there on Kiefer’s hairy gams? Ankles crossed, Kiefer, crossed.

Sutherland’s hit series ‘24’ starts a new season Sunday and Monday -- and this gag is pretty decent timing for Mr. Letterman as well.

Dave, are we picking up on a theme here?

-- Christie D’Zurilla

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