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PREACH IT! Tila Tequila proves our point and then promises to leave us alone

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Tila Tequila has quit Twitter. You’ll see her reason quoted -- unedited -- below, followed by our interpretation, which is provided by our brand-new, patented MOG Celebrity-to-English Translator (TM).

‘Twitter, by FAR as THE MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED! TWITTER IS BAD ... My true fans know where to find me.’

Translated via the MOG CTET (TM):

‘Ingrates! I provide you with exclusive, minute-by-minute insights into my incredible life, including all of my amazing thoughts on my late fiance, Casey Johnson, and you have the nerve to tell me what you really think. You don’t deserve my terrificness. I bid you good day. I said good day.’

Why are we not surprised? Maybe because we told you so just a few weeks ago?

--Leslie Gornstein

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