Report: Heidi Montag will soap up her after-market mods and show them off in Playboy
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Seems ‘The Hills’ star Heidi Montag‘s 10 new plastic surgery nips and tucks really have built up the 23-year-old’s self-esteem.
That’s instead of just settling for those lame-o, no-nudity bikini shots she popped for the mag back in September.
(Get this -- she said they even had to Photoshop one of her lame-o you-know-whats bigger, just to fill out the bikini top! Can you imagine the horror?)
You go girl! Woo! Hoo! Because nothing says ‘I’m happy just being the strong woman who is me!’ than pressing your bangin’ new triple-Ds up against a soapy shower door and banking six or seven figures for your scantily clad day’s work.
Perhaps there’ll even be enough cash for ‘The Hills’ Barbie to buy the even-bigger breasts she told People she wants installed as soon as her doctor decides it’s no longer medically unsafe.
Hey, a girl can dream.
(Is it just me, or did anyone else just hear her poor mother’s brain explode?)
-- Christie D’Zurilla