Kim Kardashian not pregnant by Kanye West -- but what about a space-alien baby daddy? Huh?
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She’s not dead (anymore), and she’s not pregnant with Kanye West‘s baby.
‘She,’ of course is Kim Kardashian, and that baby rumor came from a Media Take Out story early Monday, Gossip Cop kindly reminds us. From the MTO source (the all-caps most definitely not added by us):
‘Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls [Kanye] almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.’ The insider reportedly OVERHEARD the conversation between Kanye and Kim, with her OWN EARS.
Perhaps the source should go for some Jessica Simpson-style ear candling, ‘cause his or her hearing is off the mark, if you believe Kardashian’s less-than-dramatic denial, and also remember Kim and Kanye have been friends for years.
‘The rumors are absolutely not true,’ Kardashian told People. ‘I’m not pregnant.’
According to mom Kris Jenner, Kim isn’t dating Halle Berry‘s ex Gabriel Aubrey either. And she wasn’t involved with that guy at that bar, either, no matter what his girlfriend thought at the time.
As for the space-alien baby daddy thing, well, it could happen, right? Wait ...
IT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT??!!!
(Now we believe it so much more.)
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