Snooki wrestles like a pro on ‘WWE Monday Night Raw’
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Snooki has taken her ‘guidette’ antics into the wrestling ring, body-slamming ‘WWE Monday Night Raw’ wrestlers boardwalk-style.
We believe she finally realized she didn’t get this famous for being classy.
Wearing a leopard blazer, booty shorts and knee-high boots ringside, Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, was challenged by wrestler Michelle McCool, who is nearly a foot taller. McCool shoved the ‘Jersey Shore’ star, and Snooki, without saying a world, launched her little meatball self into the ring to body slam Layla, another wrestler. Snooki grabbed Layla’s hair and banged her head against the mat -- likely taking out her frustration over being punched in the face and being done so wrong by so many un-cuddle-friendly guys at the shore house.
The pro wrestlers scrambled out of the ring in shock as Snooki primped between poundings.
‘You think that this is a nightclub on a boardwalk, little girl?’ asked WWE star Vickie Guererro, who then challenged Snooki to compete in Wrestlemania XXVII on April 3.
‘I will see you there, baby,’ Snooki said.
Well, if selling books and Snooki slippers doesn’t work out for her, she’s always got that low center of gravity to fall back on. And who wouldn’t pay cash money to see Snooki versus the Rock? Hey, it could happen.
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