Holly Madison insures her two best friends for $1 million

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Holly Madison, one of ‘The Girls Next Door’ who now appears in a topless revue in Las Vegas, is putting her money where her moneymakers are: She has insured her breasts for $1 million with Lloyd’s of London.

The ‘Peepshow’ veteran, who also has film and TV credits for portraying characters including ‘Playboy Bunny,’ ‘Hot Blonde,’ ‘Self’ and ‘Blonde #1,’ told People she’d heard about performers insuring body parts and figured, ‘Why not?’

‘Because if anything happened to my boobs’ -- her word, not ours -- ‘I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,’ she told the mag. ‘I thought I’d cover my assets.’

Hey, that’s one way to put yourself in the same league as Betty Grable and Angie Dickinson. Though those ladies insured their legs, which probably makes it not the same league in the slightest, beyond the fact that everyone involved possesses two legs, with Madison owning two insured assets of her own.

Alas, Madison’s assets were made, not born: She surgically boosted her cup size in 2001 from an A to a D-plus, which is about the grade the Los Angeles Times’ reviewer gave ‘Peepshow’ back in April 2009. Madison joined the cast in May of that year.

Reed Johnson described ‘Peepshow’ as ‘an intermittently amusing but utterly predictable and cliche-besotted soft-core revue’ with ‘a tribute to pink that involves a male stooge, some light bondage, a bucket of paint and a crunching rock ditty’ ranking among the show’s more inspired numbers, musically.

Madison apparently took to Vegas from the get-go, however, reportedly becoming a fixture at charity events and on red carpets in short order. That’s not to say she doesn’t have room in her heart for a dive bar or two.

Meanwhile, the Ministry is insanely unhappy that our recent bout with accidental nudity happened on a Jennifer Aniston post, and not this one.

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-- Christie D’Zurilla
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