A Paris Hilton Item. A Short One. About Real Estate.

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If you’re going to run celebrity real estate items -- and we do -- you can’t be too picky. That said, our first Paris Hilton Item: As Realestalker reports here, the house across the street from Paris Hilton’s is for sale.

Details: ‘Magical 1920s Spanish,’ walled and gated, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms on N. Kings Road in West Hollywood, $2.3 million. Also for rent at $11,000/month.

Realestalker: ‘That’s right children, 2.3 million smackers will get you Paris Hilton and her little dog Tinkerbell for neighbors. That and hordes of swarming paparazzi parked in front of your driveway firing their flashbulbs at all hours of the day and night.’

Our Idea: A production company should rent this house and shoot a down and dirty reality TV show about a bunch of grungy paparazzi and their wacky adventures chasing Paris and Tinkerbell. I’m going to pitch this as ‘’Money Shot.’ If this blog disappears you will know I have found work as a producer.

Photo Credit: LATimes