Opinion: Another relationship Joe Kennedy should try and have annulled

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When Venezuelan ambassador Bernardo Alvarez made reference to bailing out an indigent United States by donating ‘low cost heating oil to poor communities in the US as part of our deep commitment to addressing economic disparity around the world,’ I thought, as I had when his boss made the original proposal a while back, ‘Good one, Hugo, but where are you going to find a fellow traveler to put a respectable face on this prank? Castro has squeezed every last drop out of this country’s useful idiots.’

Tim’s big fat mouth, say hello to Joe Kennedy II, who’s slathering the poor in discount Venezuelan oil, and not as part of some evil fraternity stunt. Follow the link for a full catalogue of Joe-For-Oil television spots, and give special care not to miss ‘Ice,’ wherein Bobby Orr, Ray Bourque and Cam Neely join the Shattered Faith villain for a four-man cheer so pathetic you may just decide, ‘No thanks, Joe, I’d rather freeze to death.’