WWE’s Linda McMahon to run for the Senate

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Let’s see. Randy Orton can be campaign manager. DX can handle the media. Jillian Hall can be in charge of music.......

Linda McMahon, the chief executive officer of World Wrestling Entertainment Inc., announced Wednesday that she is resigning to run for Senate in her home state of Connecticut. McMahon, a Republican, will look to unseat Democrat Christopher Dodd in the 2010 election.

How soon until her opponents pull out some great moments from WWE’s past, such as Stone Cold Steve Austin stunning her, or son-in-law HHH being intimate with a corpse in a coffin? I’m guessing not long.

But if they do, she can always call The Rock, and beg him to come back to WWE, and tell her opponents to take their ads, shine them up real nice, and ...... well, you know the rest.

-- Houston Mitchell