YEAH . . . AND THE CHECK’S IN THE MAIL . . .

“I’m sorry--but all the box-office receipts went toward distribution costs.”

Sound familiar?

According to the latest issue of Encore, published in Australia, it’s one of the “Great Lies” of the film biz. And then there’s:

“Steven Spielberg has read the script and loves it.”

“It’s a great film but the critics don’t understand it.”

“It’s a great film but the public isn’t ready for it yet.”

“It’s not a bad film, it just needs to find the right audience.”

“He doesn’t drink while he’s working. . . .”

“Don’t worry, they won’t sue.”

“You’ll never know a film crew had been here.”

“It’s just our standard contract.”