No Smoking

Would you consider printing a column on the fine art of snorting cocaine, the joy experienced after each noseful? Would you print an article on the relaxing qualities of Quaaludes or the exhilaration of uppers? Why, then, would you print--and in your very first issue--an article on the beauty of smoking a fat cigar? You should be ashamed of yourselves . . . .

Sandra Lipps

Los Angeles