SIMON SOFTBODY
I just heard on the radio that Simon Le Bon has been named as having the worst body in the rock world. I would like to issue him a formal invitation to join Softbodies of America.
We believe the ideal human activity is drinking coffee and eating chocolates while thinking, watching “Masterpiece Theater” or reading a book. We take our ideal shape of the most lovable creature on earth: the teddy bear.
The ideal exercise for a Softbody is walking briskly three times a week to the library, bookstore or candy shop. Our motto: Recreational thinking coupled with recreational eating is the human ideal.
JACKIE HYMAN
La Habra
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