Monkey Business

Gee, it’s too bad Shawn “lacks control over his pets and at times seems uncomfortable with them.” Could it possibly be because they are wild animals and might just belong in their native habitat rather than his slick accommodations?

At least we know his $15,000 smuggling expedition wasn’t a total bust. After all, he now has two uncommon Brazilian monkeys with which to impress his stylish, celeb friends and a macaw (most likely a young bird taken from the nest) to cheer up his “bird lover” friend. And, of course, a cute write-up and photo in the Los Angeles Times Magazine.

Boy, I know I’m impressed.

Linda Hale

San Pedro