Loosen Up, Fans, It’s Only Football

IF USC Athletic Director Mike McGee makes me sit through two more years of Ted Tollner-coached football, he deserves to watch every game USC plays.

He also deserves to spend the hopefully long remainder of his natural life, following those two years, with Coach Ted, the Reagan National Security Council, Pee-wee Herman, and the bozo CBS director responsible for missing the last play of the game.

Together, in one room, they should be forced to watch Clipper basketball, listen to rotating teams of insurance agents, and eat the nachos (without blindfolds) served at the Forum. Even this punishment would be letting McGee off too easily.

JACK VON BULOW

Temple City