EXPERIENCED

If one thing has been demonstrated over the years by the editors of Calendar, it is that they simply don’t know when to quit.

If it isn’t 3,487 letters about how Pia Zadora bought a “bargain” beach house in Malibu for only $1.6 million, it’s 4,921 letters about Simon Le Bon looking like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man in “Ghostbuster’s.”

Now it’s Jane Fonda! Week after week, all about how Jane broke down and cried after watching the movie “Platoon.” When will it end? Speaking as a veteran, not of the Vietnam War, but of the equally horrendous experience of reading Calendar, I would say, not for a long time.

TIM CUTTING

Bakersfield