Now we have “The New Gidget,” “The...

Now we have “The New Gidget,” “The New Monkees” and “Star Trek--The New Generation.” So how about “The New Bonanza--The Ponderosa Becomes Club Med,” “The New Get Smart,” “The Improved Brady Bunch” and “The Even Better Than Ever I Love Lucy”? Sound nifty? See, anyone with half a mind can get into the television biz.

Michele Nachum, Encino