Coping With Taxes as April 15 Nears

Now that I have spent many hours trying to learn and apply the “fair and simple” tax bill, I have come up with the ideal “Capitol punishment.”

All senators and representatives who voted for this abomination should be closeted for preparation of their own tax returns as well as those of their dependent children under 14 years of age.

Their respective dates of “uncloseting” shall be the day when the returns prepared are 100% correct.

SAMUEL J. OSHEROFF

Certified Public Accountant

Beverly Hills