Vice President Nominee Quayle
There goes that damned liberal press again! What’s all the fuss about? Quayle was admitted to law school under an affirmative action program designed to aid minorities and the disadvantaged. Right? Well! Quayle’s immense family fortune certainly makes him part of a minority. I mean, really, how many American families have that much money. And the fact that the man was born with a bird brain certainly qualifies him as disadvantaged.
Come on, you liberals. Leave my Quayle alone.
BEN PIAZZA
Los Angeles
Get the L.A. Times Politics newsletter
Deeply reported insights into legislation, politics and policy from Sacramento, Washington and beyond. In your inbox three times per week.
You may occasionally receive promotional content from the Los Angeles Times.
