What’s in a Name? Quite a Bit, Actually

Let’s do this right. Instead of Magic wearing No. 32, he should wear the latest prime interest rate. At the concession stands, give a Great Western VISA application with every hot dog. And when the Lakers are 20 points up at the end of the fourth quarter, we want to hear Chickie Baby say, “The bank is closed, the money’s counted.”

MARK GEDANKE

SCOTT GOULD

Los Angeles