Quibbles & Bits

From a Nick Harris Detectives Inc. press release: “(Detective) Speriglio and (biographer) Slatzer has proven Marilyn Monroe did not commit suicide; instead was murdered.” Ditto grammar.

. . . And now, from Reprise Records: “Growing Pains, Steve Dorff & Friends”--produced and arranged by Dorff--with the theme from “Growing Pains,” plus “other hit TV themes.” Such as “Spenser: For Hire,” “My Sister Sam” and “ ‘Murphy Brown’ Suite.” And as an extra bonus--the theme from the “Growing Pains” “Aloha” episode!

. . . This should quack you up: Walt Disney Productions has just registered a new title . . . “Roboduck.”